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Why You Should Never Ride an Overnight Bus

Bloop I’m actually dying because I got approximately two hours of sleep last night on the bus; I’m writing this to stay awake at McDonald’s. We can’t check into our room for another hour, and...

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Penis Wings

Yo. So we made it to Naples! I mean we are leaving tonight because there’s not a whole lot to do here. But for now, anyway, Naples it is! We took a train here from Rome- it only took a few hours,...

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On Not Learning About Gladiators

Yesterday was simply incredible. I was feeling a whole lot better (I actually SLEPT that night!) and was stuffing myself full of medication, leading to me actually being awake and kind of wanting to...

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Irreverent Words on Dead Popes

One month left, guys. I have so many mixed emotions about it that I don’t even know how to process them. Mostly, I’m so sad that this has to end. I’m not ready to be done. I’m not ready to go...

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Pisa and Pizza

OH GOD I’M SO BAD AT UPDATING THIS SILLY BLOG-LIKE THING. But I’m having fun so I guess that’s a good thing. I’ve been to lots of places so I guess I better tell you what’s been up! Last...

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How Not to Miss a Bus

Hello there, friends. So basically I’ve been in Italy for a few days and it’s been A LITTLE CRAZY. Let me explain: So we went to Italy, me and Kiwi Guy. I already had a flight to Bologna, and he...

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Delights of Turkey

My time in Istanbul was so short and completely flew by – but I think I packed a lot into just a few days and I have absolutely no regrets. First of all, that dog that I hung out with for like...

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Shisha and Apple Tea

So I made it to Istanbul. It’s pretty great here, and I’ve already made some cool friends and had some fun times! When I finally arrived to the hostel after two flights, a metro, a tram, and on...

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Airport Security

Minus my unfortunate status as generally being an overemotional deadweight, it’s been a pretty great weekend. Thursday night in Tel Aviv (also known as fake Friday night in Genevieve terms) was...

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O Little Town of What the Hell

I had a strange, strange day yesterday. Bethlehem is nothing like I expected. I technically *knew* that Bethlehem was in the Palestinian Territories, but it’s literally a twenty minute drive away...

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