Yes to Nowhere: a sometimes-too-honest travel blog I’ve gone to a lot of places. I’ve seen lots of things. I’ve done lots of stuff. Then I like to write about it.

The Sahara: Or, Me Talking About How Cool Camels Are

I spent my best birthday ever in the desert. Conclusion of deserts: they are v v sandy and also camels are amazing. After a relaxing day building a website and doing literally nothing else in a...

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More Morocco

AND NOW for an actual update on Morocco when I’m not completely exhausted and angry: Morocco is…WARM. Like really, really warm. I’m out in the desert right now and it feels like an...

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Everything Sucks

I’m not in the best of moods this evening. Actually, I’m pretty upset and pissed. And the worst part is that I don’t even know who to be angry at. I’m missing some cash, and I locked it up...

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Opera is Better than Guns

So Venice has been pretty fun. Well, “fun” seems like the wrong word. “Picturesque,” perhaps. “Expensive” is another word you could use – seriously, this city is like twice the...

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Why You Should Never Ride an Overnight Bus

Bloop I’m actually dying because I got approximately two hours of sleep last night on the bus; I’m writing this to stay awake at McDonald’s. We can’t check into our room for another hour, and...

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Penis Wings

Yo. So we made it to Naples! I mean we are leaving tonight because there’s not a whole lot to do here. But for now, anyway, Naples it is! We took a train here from Rome- it only took a few hours,...

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On Not Learning About Gladiators

Yesterday was simply incredible. I was feeling a whole lot better (I actually SLEPT that night!) and was stuffing myself full of medication, leading to me actually being awake and kind of wanting to...

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Irreverent Words on Dead Popes

One month left, guys. I have so many mixed emotions about it that I don’t even know how to process them. Mostly, I’m so sad that this has to end. I’m not ready to be done. I’m not ready to go...

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Pisa and Pizza

OH GOD I’M SO BAD AT UPDATING THIS SILLY BLOG-LIKE THING. But I’m having fun so I guess that’s a good thing. I’ve been to lots of places so I guess I better tell you what’s been up! Last...

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How Not to Miss a Bus

Hello there, friends. So basically I’ve been in Italy for a few days and it’s been A LITTLE CRAZY. Let me explain: So we went to Italy, me and Kiwi Guy. I already had a flight to Bologna, and he...

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